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Thursday, August 20th, 2009
11:04 pm
Id just like to state that I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

current mood: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
current music: Regurgitate - Sickening Bliss

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Monday, April 27th, 2009
4:07 pm
Hello.

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Friday, October 17th, 2008
12:11 am - I bet your anus tastes like poo
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5i2jb6VPJX4XBa5yiEEIuPjrcZmFwD93R41PO0 This man is brilliant.

I really dont like updating this anymore. Its not that I dont have anything to say, its that I just dont care. I still read all my friends posts though.

I think I have get my knee drained pretty soon. Im not really looking forward to that. Ive had my right knee drained twice before and its a horrible feeling. Its kind of like when you hit the tendon on the front of the knee that makes your leg jerk... only you cant move your leg cause something might go horribly wrong.

Im really exited about that White Zombie boxset thats coming out soon.

current music: Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Bestial Machinery

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Monday, September 22nd, 2008
12:35 am
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Ive been watching really old episodes of American Gladiators lately and its pretty amazing how fucking awful that show was. Its funny how they show crowd shots and you can see the paitings of the peanut gallery. HDtv is not early 1990s tvs friend.

I finally bought Salo, Or The 120 Days Of Sodom a few days ago. It definately lives up to its reputation. The scene where they make them eat food off the floor is actually painful to watch. I also find it strange that if you saw the new dvds on the shelf at the store you would never whats really going on the cover of the dvd.

Nothings been going on since the last time I updated this nonsense. Just enjoying the last remaining days of nice weather.

I just looked at the list of Emmy awards and Im proud to say I have no idea about who or what 90% of those shows or people are.

current music: Retaliation - Exhuming The Past: 14 Years Of Nothing

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Sunday, August 31st, 2008
2:41 am
Listening to Show No Mercy at work is awesome. Having a day off is pretty sweet too.

It must be hard for people in New Orleans to be afraid of something called Gustav.

current music: Guns 'n Roses - Use Your Illusion

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Monday, August 11th, 2008
2:58 am
Say what you want about the Vietnam war, but it sure did have a bitchin' soundtrack.

current music: Pessimist - Blood For The Gods

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Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
1:00 am - DURKA
I made a telemarketer hang-up on me today. I didnt even know it was possible. He didnt answer right away, so I said hello a few times. Then he answered and said hello. So I said hello back. This happened about 4 or 5 times. The he tried to tell me what he was selling but I couldnt understand cause of his accent/broken english. So I said "What?" and he said I was rude and hung-up. What an asshole. I didnt even have to chance to tell him to fuck off and stop calling my house.

Theres been more rain this year than any other year. Ever. Well, since 1937, when they started paying attention to rainfall levels. So when its not raining its too fucking hot to bother doing anything.

current music: The Rotted - Get Dead Or Die Trying

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
1:15 am - Gay for Moleman
I have no intention of seeing it, but Im pretty sure that Clone Wars movie might be the dumbest piece of shit ever made.

current music: Fuck The Facts - Disgorge Mexico

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Wednesday, July 9th, 2008
12:26 am - Zestfully clean
My computer took a shit last week. It was all loud and weird and turning the screen on and off and then the monitor just stopped working all together. Luckily it wasnt the monitor blowing up, just the graphics card melting. So I got a new one and its all better now.

My Aunts 50th Surprise Birthday that she planned herself was this weekend. The surprise was who would actually show up. The whole family, my Dads side anyways, went up to her cottage for the weekend. Her cottage is located somewhere between nowhere and the end of the earth. I was expecting just some random shack in the middle of the woods but it was actually a really nice cottage. I even had a bed. I had a good time and Im pretty sure everyone else did too. It could have been an absolute disaster though. Its not that my family doesnt get along, we just arent close. At all. A good example of that being the first time Ive seen one of my Uncles in about 20 years. He flew out from Calgary for it and stayed at our house on Thursday night. Its kinda weird having someone who is essentially a stranger showing up at your house in the middle of the night. Hes a good guy though.

current music: Hail Of Bullets - ... Of Frost And War

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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
3:23 am
Summer hasnt even started and I already hate it. Way too fucking hot.

Tonight at work some kid asked me if Id ever heard of Slayer. I was insulted.

current music: Anaal Nathrakh - Eschaton

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Monday, June 2nd, 2008
3:33 am
My goddamn mouth is falling apart. This year I actually made, and kept, my new years resolution of taking better care of my teeth. So how am I rewarded? 2 fucking fillings have came out in less than a week. And the best part is that I have no dental coverage for 6 months. Thank fuck they dont hurt yet.

That thing on Discovery Channel tonight about the Crystal Skulls was awesome. Insane people need to be on tv shows that take them seriously more often.

current music: Lord Gore - Resickened

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Sunday, June 1st, 2008
3:36 am - Meat Weapon
Rambo might be the perfect movie. It had everything; a thin anti-war plot, people being horribly maimed, dismemberments, guttings, rape, sexual violence, throat rippings, overt racism, exploding heads, blasphemy, bad acting, people being eaten by pigs, and homosexual pedophiles. It was seriously awesome. The world needs more movies like it...

Or movies like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI

current music: Hemdale - Rad Jackson

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Friday, May 16th, 2008
2:36 am - Murder in the air
I cant wait for the day when Rick Roll is offically not funny anymore.

current music: Disfear - Live The Storm

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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
2:31 am - ATOGM
I think the only reason everyone is upset about that Miley Cyrus picture is cause theyre now realizing shes not very attractive.

Im having a personal zombie movie marathon. So far Ive watched Burial Groud, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie and Zombie. I plan on watching the following at various points for the next however-long-it-takes-me: Zombie Holocaust, Wild Zero, Versus, City of The Living Dead, Hell Of The Living Dead, Romeros 4 movies, and some other crap I cant remember right now. I plan on never wanting to see another zombie movie for the rest of the year by the end of May.

Speaking of movies, I swear to god that there are no good new movies on blu-ray. Or at least my brother doesnt rent good movies on blu-ray. Yes, the picture quality is fucking amazing but every movie Ive seen is awful.

Speaking of awful movies, Cloverfield fucking sucked. I was expecting a monster movie. Not a half-assed love story about annoying metrosexual New York assholes. The handheld camera stuff didnt bother me other than the fact it really adds nothing at all to the movie.

current music: Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibale

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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
12:49 am - Go Habs
Robocop is seriously one of the best movies ever made.

current music: Regurgitate - Sickening Bliss

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Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
1:44 am - Cake is not pie.
I had to put my cat, Wakko, to sleep on 31st. He was old and slowly becoming that cat no one wanted to touch, except for me. Then on the weekend wet spots started appearing in various places in the house. It didnt smell like cat piss... it just smelled odd. I believe the technical term for it was that he was leaking. He was also starting to get really bloated, and I figured it would be best to have him put down before he started getting really sick. So now hes buried in the backyard in a shoe-box. R.I.P

Anyways, in less depressing news, the new TV is awesome. We also bought a PS3 cause my brother wanted a cheap Blu-Ray player. Holy shit is the difference insane. It came with Spider-Man 3, which is almost fucking unwatchable its so bad, but its really amazing how much detail really dows show up in full HD.

I have a clld I burned my tongue eating soup today. What a miserable last few days.

current music: Fuck The Facts/Sergent Slaughter - split

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Friday, March 28th, 2008
11:38 am - Fuzz
Quiznos makes the best sandwiches on earth. I could seriously eat there every day and not get sick of it.

We're getting a new tv tomorrow. The one we have right now went for a shit about 2 weeks ago, it still works but the picture is all distorted. Plus its not worth paying to get it fixed cause we just had the fucking thing fixed last fall. So my brother decided to get a new one. Plus hes a member of one of those wholesale-direct club/cults, so we got a 47" Sharp Aquos LCD for about $700 cheaper than going to Best Buy or something. Rokken.

I have a headache.

Spring is almost here. I know this because everything is wet outside and the snow is covered in filth. Also cause Im getting really sick of Black Metal. I generally only like Black Metal during the winter and this year was a really good/bad winter, so my interest was more intense than usual. So expect it to start getting nice soon.

current music: Denak - Grindcore

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
8:02 am - Oh Mang
Watch this. Its a scene from a Seasme Street movie called Follow That Bird http://youtube.com/watch?v=gawhlXYcsmI That whole parade scene is filmed where I wasted most of my teenage years buying drugs. Oddly enough, I even bought a lot of mushrooms down there. At the end of the parade, when Oscar follows Big Bird up through the intersection, if you looked to the left, there used to be a bench there that got removed about 2yrs ago, and thats where I literally bought almost all the drugs Ive ever done. And the store that says "Grocery" used to be called Main Video and thats the first place I could by smokes from when I wasnt old enough. Downtown ruled. Its really only interesting to me.

I hope Heather Mills is beaten to death with fake leg. Not only cause shes a greedy cunt and is curretly making a Beatles life miserable, but mostly because her accent is fucking unbearable.

current mood: nostalgic
current music: Howard Stern

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008
12:02 am
Dear Winter,

Fuck off.

Thanks,
Mark.

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Friday, March 7th, 2008
10:00 am
The only thing more annoying than normal porno music is porno music with a creepy european male vocalist.

current music: Splitter - Avskrackande Exemplar

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